(Disinfo.com previously published this essay, but has since shut down...)
I am a dual citizen. In Canada, I am
allowed to be a dual citizen, Canadian and American. I was born in
Illinois. We moved to Canada when I was very young. My Dad was
Canadian, a leftist liberal. My mom was American, a republican. Both
came from blue collar homes, as did I, as did my children.
Being a dual citizen has little
benefit, I still have to wait at the border when I go to a Mariners
game, I still have to wait when I come back. I only bring it up
because I wish to make it clear that I have experienced the
differences between an American and a Canadian. I'm not educated on
the matter, I've lived it. I've also heard all the jokes. Today these
differences are no laughing matter, for I believe that America, on
the whole and in general, needs to chill the fuck out. Of course, I'm
a socialist Canadian, what else would I think? Hear me out brothers
and sisters, for you all can take a big clue from your nerdy upstairs
neighbour, maybe even stop killing one another.
1.) In 2015, America was the ninth
richest country in the world (by GDP PPP) and the fourteenth in
average ranking of its educational system. By comparison, Canada, a
very similar nation culturally, was the fifteenth richest country in
the world and seventh in its educational system. Our national IQ's
are 98 in America, one point higher in Canada. From these fact we can
deduce that wealth doesn't necessarily beget an education and that an
education, while nurturing intelligence by exercising thought,
doesn't necessarily enhance intelligence testing. IQ tests, it turns
out, are always calibrated to average 100. Meaning, that if I could
transport 50 average subjects from the year 1916 and give them
today's IQ test, they would score lower than they would taking a
similar test from their year. Oddly, if we were to take an
intelligence from their year, we too would probably also score lower
than we would taking our own time's test. This is because of the
differences in language and fortunately, reason. It is the same
reason that I find it hard to understand Shakespeare, or read Mary
Shelly's Frankenstein. While
I don't have much faith in IQ tests, I do hold out hope, both for
myself and humankind, for if it is true that our species is
experiencing an overall intellectual growth, it has to be due to
improvements in our ability to be logical creatures. Reason always
wins because it must.
2.)
America is the most armed nation in the world. Not everyone in
America has a gun, but there are enough guns in America to
accommodate its citizenry. With 112.6 guns for every 100 Americans, I
think we should all feel confident that there will never be a moment
in history where Red Dawn comes
true and any force should paratroop into suburban neighbourhoods.
Such a farce would end in corpses gently floating to the ground in a
rain of blood. If we again compare ourselves (being Canadian) to our
neighbours to the south, they have ten times the deaths caused by gun
violence per year, but they also have ten times the population. I
think the more telling stat is while they have more than a gun per
citizen, we have three for every ten.
3.) Everyone is
afraid. It might be because they know everyone is armed. They react
from a place of fear, combined with a substandard education, an
inability to cope with the stress of change. If they react, it too
will likely take a violent form. The cycle has been socially
engineered into their lives: you have the right to perpetuate this
existence, perhaps even the duty. You have it all and want to keep
it. You are correct to fear terrorists, criminals and nut jobs, they
have weapons and ideals. You have ideals too, luckily you're in the
right. Quick kill that guy before he kills you! Of course the problem
here is that you don't have any really valid reason for killing that
guy, in exactly the same way he has no valid reason to kill you.
You're both programmed to believe the things you do by a system that
wants you to do it. If you happen to be hungry, you're in possession
of what I consider a valid reason to take action. Also, if you're:
oppressed, violated, or otherwise damaged by the actions of others.
But if you are killing people for things other people have done,
there's something wrong with you, not them.
If your populace
is entitled, armed and afraid, with a poor education, misguided since
birth, it should come to no surprise that by way of competition
rather than cooperation, we should end up killing each other rather
than those who make us do these things. Wouldn't you rather just put
down the gun and party with your neighbour, the gay, black,
policeman. (You know he's got all the good drugs.) I know I would.
What the world needs to see right now is the Chill American. Said
American, having taken a moment to chill, might have a second to
think about what is going on around them, what everyone is doing and
more importantly, why? I fear that the only Chill American is a
Canadian.